"You know how when you were a kid and would get into arguments with other kids about how "my dad could beat up your dad"? Well, this chore coat could beat up your chore coat or whatever rinky dink chore coat you've been looking to cop. When this work of art arrives in the mail because you weren't a dummy and slept on it, you'll understand and see just how insane and substantial it is - from the stitched together panels to create stripes to the corduroy collar and the spider web embroidery all over to the flannel lining, you'll be wondering about the amount of work that was put into this and it'll have you looking like mathlady.gif. This is the Thanos giving Hulk the two-piece at the beginning of Infinity War of chore coats, you're going to need an army of dope chore coats with a magical gem laden gauntlet just to beat this chore coat." ---Willy